Sunday, May 24

Sex Education

Good morning children.

Today we are going to talk about penises.
Daddy has a penis, mummy doesn't, she has a vagina.
Daddy loves mummy so much that when she takes her clothes off his penis gets big and hard. This is called an erection.

Then daddy puts his penis into mummy's vagina.
Daddy likes this, and ooooohhh mummy loves it too!
Daddy also puts his penis into mummy's mouth and anus.
And mummy and daddy both like that as well.
He would put it into her ear if it was big enough.
What would mummy think about that?
"Woo Hooo!! One bitch, five holes!" daddy would say.
Daddies are like that.

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